The Gospel Truth
No Day But Today
whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

whiteboyfriend:

LOOK AT HIM

michaxl:

went to a farm and they had these weird dogs???? so I took a selfie with one

michaxl:

went to a farm and they had these weird dogs???? so I took a selfie with one


editoress:

"SIT LIKE A LADY"

NO

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curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

michaelblume:

curiosity-discoverer-of-worlds:

I think that even harry doesnt know what a cappucino is

I mean, the reason is pretty depressing. Hermione’s had a muggle upbringing, Ron’s had a wizard upbringing, Harry’s had neither.

What a great way to start my morning

With a cappuccino and a broken heart

(Source: nevillles)


unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if your giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

(Source: delinathan)

i-love-my-fandoms:

koizumisato:

pornithologist:

what this made me realise is that helen’s certainty implies that dash and violet were both showing signs of their powers as infants and that is the funniest thing i have ever thought of in my life because one has super speed and one turns invisible can you picture first-time parents trying to deal with a baby that sometimes fucking disappears

   

drellabove:

i normally don’t post stuff like this but i am now okay

this is a scene from bratz the movie. my little sister was watching it and i joined her. first off, i will say that this movie is shallow, cliche, full of steroeotypes (and quite frankly a bit racist) and is just another teen movie made for little kids sending the wrong messages.

but this fucking scene right here really stood out to me.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Pets and Tumblr photoset

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

thisrabbitsgonemad:

I PUT BLUSH ON HER SHES AN ANGEL HOLY SHIT

parkingstrange:

giant-tic-tac:

liqhters:

My best friend sent me this tutorial of her doing her eyebrows and I thought you all would find it useful xoxo

Im dead

this is amazing


wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”


alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(Source: mitchkaplan)


hahanerdz:

who says cheesy pickup lines are dumb if you use one on me i will probably kiss you 10/10 recommend